Mademoiselle gangsta's paradise, United States
Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML
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