gamermagic

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

A new friend

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML