Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
thesiwel
Monsieur melbourne, australia 37 ans Célibataire
Mixing it up
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Boys will be boys
Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML