Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
caro1ina48
Somewhere, Germany En couple
MiserableMan
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
BrewPack
Slinger, United States
Declined
Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML