Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
Knare
Mademoiselle 36 ans
NinjaPanda88
United States 🌶️ Épicée
ohgod
Ça date de 2009 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
How appropriate
Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML