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Anonymous · 13 juin 2009, 04:09 ·United States

Chips

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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Anonymous · 24 janvier 2014, 05:15 ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée

**** McGee

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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TukTuk · Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne ·Weinböhla, Germany

Antiques roadshow

Today, I spent an hour painstakingly disassembling my antique mirror after discovering a stack of papers behind the back board. I finally got hold of one corner, and pulled out… a newspaper from 2007 and instructions for an IKEA bed. FML

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