Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
savannahkitty
groom
France
kiriakousauce21
France
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
fuck no
Kollam, India 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML