kent123654

Monsieur San Francisco CA, USA En couple

stupiddrunk Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne United Kingdom

Blackout

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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Anonymous 15 octobre 2014, 17:07 Tuscaloosa, United States

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

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