Mademoiselle 27 ans Célibataire
Today, I was fired because I skipped a week of work without calling nor telling anyone. His secretary forgot to tell him about my scheduled days off for anticipation for my daughter's birth. My boss had already hired someone else so he gave me his secretary's job. Wrong time for a pay decrease. FML
Everything happens at your local grocery store. People scamming the system, people buying weird stuff, but there's also some produce that confuses some poor souls. Check out this FML-by-proxy story!
He meant well, but it was a fail and an FML.
Trolls will be trolls, but how often do people stop and take the time to ask why? When one sexist dude started making rude comments on comedian Sarah Silverman’s Twitter, she chose to do just that and didn’t expect the honest response she received.
St. Patrick himself is rolling over in his grave at the mere thought of sobriety on this day. So get out there, get drunk, do embarrassing stuff, and then come back to FML to tell us allllll about it.
One British blogger challenged women to ask guys out and share their responses, and while the results were mostly positive, some men did not spare any feelings with their savage responses.
One guy tells his story of the problematic task of having sex with a coconut and what was once a secret fetish becomes a full-blown thing when other redditors come out of the woodwork to share their own tales of coco-nutting that had them saying “FML.”
This woman is a hero. After multiple unwanted advances in the workplace, she took control over the FML loudly and proudly with a fart so powerful, it leads to his dismissal, because apparently that’s what it takes to get a guy to learn.
The poor dogs are thinking "FML, I'm not here for you to create a meme out of me, Sharon."
What FML type luck is it to be born a fish, but be stuck in a Walmart that’s not taking care of you at all?
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Terrible bosses can be a huge FML. Props to the good ones, like this.
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML
When does a suggestion become a rule?
The marriage went out with a bang!
The little boa has had quite the adventure!
He partied a little too hard the night before...
It's time to bite!
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