Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
pandass
Noname
France
misc
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML