Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML
ghogghh1234
Mademoiselle wittering, england Célibataire
knobbed
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
foops
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my dogs freaked out and started getting violent because they thought the sound of my vibrator was the other's growling. FML
dontgothere
Egg Harbor Township, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML