Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML
brandonAnderson
JefferyLillie
Fargo, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Orgasmataz
Manchester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
Wutdafuqq
Kanata, Canada
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML