Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
moo_and_bloo
Mademoiselle Laois, Ireland
vomitingnow
United States
mishyb
Englewood, United States
Today, my horse farted and scared itself, then ran all the way up the hill and wouldn't stop until I fell off. FML