Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
spewyspinalcord
Monsieur This place, Over there 27 ans En couple
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Hey_Buddy_
Jensen Beach, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML