Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML
Soulflayer
clutzirella
Bradenton, United States
a very mad sister
Pomona, United States
Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML