Pixiecrack

Mademoiselle Cali baby!, USA F**k yeah! 42 ans Célibataire

Chatons 5 décembre 2013, 06:52 Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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Anonymous 20 juin 2014, 21:19 United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée

Enticing

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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Anonymous 7 juillet 2014, 01:27 Sandston, United States

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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