Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
ClockworkHeart
Mademoiselle Célibataire
irony
United States
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
merrr
Canada
Today, I dropped my phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice are now frozen into the power port, and I can't get the charger in. FML