Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Antonia583
Mademoiselle Célibataire
KAAALIS
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Saint Joseph, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Bad, bad, bad
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML