Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Diddlydoo1632
Severna Park
Anonymous
United States
Kaibel
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML