Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML
alcon23
Musicfreak
United States
stinkyhair
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML