Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
megannichole
Mademoiselle South, United States 35 ans Célibataire
edgyasfuck23
Blairsville, United States
Natsert99
Deerfield, United States 🌶️ Épicée
What a thoughtful gift
Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML