Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML
D3llo
Monsieur flushing, new york 35 ans
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML