Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML
gigilvrs6
Mademoiselle im in miami biotch :) 31 ans
Anonymous
United States
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML