Today, I just came back from Afghanistan after a 9-month tour, and my brother asked, "How many towelheads did you kill?" He then acted offended when I smacked him upside the head. FML
FR0STB1T
I hate my brother
Lafayette, United States
bish_wut
Huntington Beach, United States
Today, I was taking a quiz online called "Do Your Friends Actually Like You?" I quit after two questions because I remembered I don't actually have any friends. FML
BroadwayBaby1997
Mission, United States
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML