johndeere1010

Not the expected response

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

Today, my mom and my girlfriend's mom forced us to break up. The reason? My mom and her mom fell in love and are dating each other. My mom is already calling my ex-girlfriend my sister-in-law. FML

Today...my beautiful wife, whom I deeply love, after 9 years of marriage, told me she doesn't ever want to have sex again. I asked, "What does that mean for me?" She replied, "I just don't enjoy sex, I'm sorry." I just want to cry! FML