Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
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Monsieur Somewhere, Over the rainbow 26 ans Célibataire
MomStayOutOfTheCar
United States
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Ashfield, Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML