Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
Chroniclek9
Monsieur Kentucky, US 35 ans Célibataire
Aggie_De
United Kingdom
Anonymous
Egypt 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML