Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
archimedes200
Monsieur New Jersey, United States 26 ans Célibataire
Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, all because he heard me speaking Arabic. I was on the phone with my grandmother in Egypt. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML