Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
searchr999
Monsieur Oceanside Célibataire
CB
New Zealand
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Sex work is work
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
vanilla_blossom
Jackson, United States
Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML