Madame En couple
Today, after I applied and interviewed for a technical position in IT two weeks ago, they informed me that I didn't get it, because I'm "too technical." How the hell is that even possible? FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, the guy I'm sleeping with left marks all over me because he was drunk. I'm 30 and work tomorrow & feel like a horny teen with a huge hickey on my neck. FML
Today, I found out that my first and lovely high school girlfriend who cheated on me and then broke up with me, is now a prostitute. FML
tonight after deciding to cook my wife a romantic indian dinner, she decided to reward me with some 69 action, the farts coming from this woman made me throw up my dinner all over her legs.. happy anniversary I guess
Today, the car I've been saving up for three years, which I bought three weeks ago, was hit by my neighbor who was texting. While it was parked. In my driveway. FML
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