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Monsieur Bikini Bottom 34 ans

paradox 7 février 2009, 07:23 United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

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void bowels() { cry(); } 26 novembre 2014, 20:45 Caerphilly, United Kingdom

Spooked

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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