Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
elek2008
Monsieur Jupiter, fl, United states Célibataire
Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML
Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried to cover it up by having her stuffed. I found it "her" on my bed when I got home. They think that it's sweet that they stuffed the cat they killed. FML