Today, I found out that my girlfriend believes that vaccines cause autism, the Holocaust was propaganda and the american government was behind 9/11. I can't believe it took me seven years to learn that I was dating a total lunatic. FML
xXDemonWolfXx
Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got in a fight about which is better: Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. We aren't speaking. FML
Bad timing
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML