Eskimidget

Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML