Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
elizabeth26
Mademoiselle Indianapolis, United States En couple
Haley.
United States 🌶️ Épicée
verno02
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Sexy catboys rule my life
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML