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Monsieur Livonia, United States 30 ans Célibataire

Anonymous 27 décembre 2013, 20:18 Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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Anonymous 26 septembre 2014, 21:07 Pensacola, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

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