Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said, "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank space: "Less often." FML
Potato_Muffin
Mademoiselle Under your bed Célibataire
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Pearland, United States
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
limping
Canada
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML