Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
chichi007
Mademoiselle Cape Town, South Africa 37 ans Célibataire
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Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Charles City, United States
A Natural Snack!
Today, my husband argued with me for an hour, because he believed that loaded potato skins grow naturally on a tree. FML