Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
valabruquah
Monsieur Accra, Ghana 29 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
CaoiiBieber
Ireland 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML
JackieD
Bellevue, United States
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML