Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
BillMurray_fml
Monsieur Compliqué
HSampsON
Niamey, Niger
fartypants
Ça date de 2015 mais c'est de la bonne
Winter Park, United States
Saxophone solo
Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML