Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
vegasteen_92
Madame Las Vegas, USA 34 ans En couple
mtr1594
Henderson, United States
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Épicée
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML