Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
Miku318
Anonymous
Cottonwood, United States
MegasaurusRex89
Daly City, United States
Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML