Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
Cbethkid
Célibataire
Daily struggle
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML