Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
WildJaw
33 ans
locksmack
Australia
sadface
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML