Today, I took my daughter on her first visit to the zoo. While we were watching the lemurs, some kid thought it would be funny to start shouting "MONKEY CUNTS" at them at the top of his voice. Now my daughter refuses to stop repeating the same phrase. FML
Kal3Y
Mademoiselle Nowhere land, USA Célibataire
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
confusedbagel
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Los Angeles, United States
I'm confused
Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML