iambeccafran

Mademoiselle Roanoke (formerly known as "Big Lick"), Ver-gin-eye-a, United States of Cornfusion 55 ans Célibataire

Anonymous 24 mai 2013, 21:43 Akureyri, Iceland 🌶️ Épicée

Good one, asshole

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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Anonymous 3 juin 2013, 05:47 Sanford, United States 🌶️ Épicée

My eyes! My eyes!

Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

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