Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
jmark888
Monsieur 27 ans Célibataire
and the truth comes out
Courtenay, Canada
emmamrose7
Vista, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML