EvlCdn

Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

I love the countryside

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML