Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Monsieur Longmont, 'Merica 29 ans Célibataire
bride
United States
mags89
United States
Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML
Why?
Broomfield, United States
Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML