Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
SupHoeItsChelsea
Mademoiselle Ellijay, GA., USA 36 ans En couple
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
meltdowninrels
Wellington, New Zealand 🌶️ Épicée
Supportive and empathetic
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML